Thursday 13 June 2013
The worst feeling in the world is when you're sleeping and somehow, your giant bear manages to partially fall on you.
But of course you don't know that.
So being the paranoid person you are, you assume someone's trying to strangle you. So you begin struggle, causing the the entire bear to collapse on your face, making you suffocate and panic further.
You're running out of oxygen because you tucked the blankets over your head too tightly and now the "intruder" is cutting off all your airflow.
You kick and hit their arms and legs, hoping to get them to budge, but they don't.
They remain solid as a boulder, pressing down on your face.
Then, just as you are about to die, you tunnel your way out of the intruder's trap and out of the pile of blankets.
Fresh air at last!
Time to run for help.
There's no intruder.
Your giant bear just fell on your head.
Lots of Love,